September 2011
That moment when you have a ton of homework, but don't know how to do it and you're too lazy to figure it out!
That awkward moment when you can't find your friends & you're standing there looking like a loner.
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
This will make your Sunday.
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist.
That moment a fly or bee sneaks up to your ear and makes the loudest buzzing noise ever.
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
